Cat on A Hot Buttered Rum

I'm a mean, bitter old lady, and you'd be well advised to stay far away from me. Just kidding, I'm super nice!

tastefullyoffensive:

[macklemore]
sportballsreplacedwithcats:

 ”Back off! This kitten is mine and only mine!” 

This is never going to get old to me. 

sportballsreplacedwithcats:

 ”Back off! This kitten is mine and only mine!” 

This is never going to get old to me. 

mlboffseason:

designstroy:

(via Facing West)

The Space Race was so endearing.

Can I get this tattooed on the inside of my eyelids so I get to see it all the time, okay great, thank you. 

mlboffseason:

designstroy:

(via Facing West)

The Space Race was so endearing.

Can I get this tattooed on the inside of my eyelids so I get to see it all the time, okay great, thank you. 

sportballsreplacedwithcats:

Small kitty can’t believe to try the best kick in the world.

First of all, the term “sport balls” is now my very favorite. Also I love that cat. And that guy. And all of this. 

sportballsreplacedwithcats:

Small kitty can’t believe to try the best kick in the world.

First of all, the term “sport balls” is now my very favorite. Also I love that cat. And that guy. And all of this. 

IN THE UNITED STATES

dannybriereisaliferuiner:

owning a gun

  • is a right

having healthcare

  • is a privilege

image

I really miss last Thursday night, when I was still slightly not-as-up-to-speed on how fucked up America is.

(via nudityandnerdery)

http://www.vulture.com/2012/12/which-wes-anderson-character-are-you.html

Still my favorite. 

Oh goddammit, all right, fucking fine. Christmas. 

"I KNOW the lyrics."

Dear Monday, fuck you. 

theclearlydope:

Cats and dogs working together. Email this to your congress person.
via premiumgifs:

[video]

theclearlydope:

Cats and dogs working together. Email this to your congress person.

via premiumgifs:

[video]